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Wednesday, 18 August 2010

  • Why I don't date Zombies

    Ive been soooooooooooooooooooo frusterated lately! . WTF! Everyone on Xanga keeps bringing it up to me. Some of you Xangians will call me a jerk for this, but I DON'T DO ZOMBIES! Just NO! It's not like I don't like them, some of them used to be really good people! But they're all STUPID, UGLY, AND BORING! I don't care if you "think" I'm generalizing, you know it's true! Look, I don't have a preference among people! I treat each and every people group the same DEAD or UNDEAD. Once I was in a relationship with a Zombie named Suzy. It never went ANYWHERE! Not even a kiss! I swear, she only wanted me for my brain. And there was no communication whatsoever!!?! Every morning the alarm buzzed, she wouldn't get up, she would just groan "aaahhhhh". I sware she sleeping 4 weeks! so lazy! ALL ZOMBIES ARE SOOO LAZYY! I hates them! but to any zombies reading this I know you are not the same.1





Saturday, 14 August 2010

  • My struggle with the Zombie Horde

    Took me two years to quit horror movies. Don't ask why being dismembered by Jason Voorhees is so appealing, it just is. Alas, I have one guilty pleasure left to kill, the living dead.


    Just ignore him, James Karen will do anything for a laugh

    In order to deal with this joy turned addiction, I am attempting to isolate what got me into this mess in the first place. Starting from what comes to mind first, to the most obscure.

    1. Left4Dead

    Me and my buddies would come back from a nice afternoon at church and shoot zombies for hours on end. We would mow down swarm after lovely swarm, hour after hour, day after day.

    What impressed me the most was the game effectively used simplicity to communicate complicated real-world realities.


    spontaneous generation of drugs in the hands of one black male

     

    2. COD5 Nazi Zombies

    I played this for hours, trying to master it. Somehow it refused to get old.


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    Treyach actually managed to progress the un-progressable - WWII shooters. Which is humorous, since they usually just copy whatever Infinity Ward has done last (see comment 3).

     

    3. Recurring dreams

    Zombies everywhere. My weapon? A gun and kung-fu awesomeness that Bruce Lee would be jealous of.

    The other recurring element to each of these dreams was 20-foot-tall female zombie lords, usually dressed up as amazons. Which didn't matter because I would kick them in their faces.

    For some reason, Canada was the only escape in these dreams. Because, apparently, Canada doesn't have zombies.

    4. Nursing Homes

    My family has an odd tradition of working in nursing homes. Why? It's because were black, or shall I say, East-African. Think that's funny? Chances are your in our hands when you get older bub. And we Africans have our ways of communicating information very quickly.

    Sometimes working at nursing homes gets boring. Sometimes you daydream. Sometimes you pretend people are zombies. Sometimes you pretend to kill zombies. Sometimes you go to jail. And sometimes... you go free.


    Brotha' if the glove don't fit

     

    Conclusion:

    Through self-introspection, I have made absolutely no progress in my fight against zombie addiction. No regression at all, in fact, I probably just made it worse by obsessing about it.

     


    Through years of dedicated boxing, you too can slowly progress into a zombie

     
     

     

     

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Monday, 22 June 2009

  • All Republicans are evil, Conservatism is evil...

     

     Don't Tread

    So I'm walking down the street and I find this black chick holding up signs. So I decide to check out what it was about. They were anti-conservative signs.... The lady gave me a paper detailing what she was talking about. It was about the least organized thing I had ever seen in my life, except for the fact that it looked like one of those online informercials in format.

    So I give it back and try to give her some pointers on how to write a better lobbying paper (just for the fact that somehow with one side of a paper she proved conservatism is wrong, anti-christian, and bad for the economy). First I started talking about format, she blamed it on the library she typed it up on, that she was short of time. Fair enough. I asked for references, which surprising were mostly, if not, completely there, but not very-well formated and tough to read.

    Then I asked for answers to counter-arguments, trying to make it clear that I wasn't disagreeing, just showing the otherside. She exploded in a desplay of Adimate Patriotism a rant that went on for several minutes on the evils of Conservatism, when ever I brought up a counter-argument, she didn't really give me any good answers, only made some giant claims and claiming to have the references to back them up (holds slightly more power than pulling lies out of your butt, which I had no way of distinguising between). One of the claims was that republicans are anti-christian (as far as caring for the poor, or "the born" according to one of her posters). I pointed over to a dorm for Northwestern College, a Christian College nearby. Knowing hundreds of the students, everyone from the college I had asked about such things had been involved with service projects and many had plans to devote their lives just to service of a underprivalaged group (often in other countries, plans to leave their families).

    Some democrats annoy me because they often act like they're intellectuals or that conservatism is all evil. I also am not a fan of many Obama supporters, not because they support him, but for the fact that they are ignorant of his policies and who he is.

    Politics is often riddled with corruption, in every country and party. If people won't understand this, we are going to one day end up in a Socialist or Facist state.

    (lol this is starting to turn into a rant, but who cares, it's a blog...)

    I just want people to understand that people are corrupt, not necessarily liberalism, conservatism, or communism for that matter. So vote for people who carry your ideals and you believe are trustable based on past records. If you can't find anyone decent and it annoys the crap out of you, keep looking, lobby, run yourself, or leave. It's that easy. 

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    Reguarding Conservatism and Liberalism, the actual ideas are both kinda legit. I'm sure I don't have to explain Liberalism, cause most kids are down with that nowadays, but I do find fault with this punish the rich idea going on, like if you were responsible with your money and worked hard, now were going to punish you... and this tax companies for more jobs thing?

    But whatevs, I'm GUNS AND DOPE PARTY http://www.maybelogic.com/gunsanddopeparty/ 

    Ostr

    Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action. -- George Washington

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